Sunday, 4 March 2012

Fuck Twilight

Fuck Twishite, I need me some Buffy. I want vampires to actually scare me, not have shit that sparkles when the sun hits it, when the sun hits, they should burn, with actual fire.
These are REAL vampires. Not pasty faced bitches with a 3 year old's glitter on their faces.

Friday, 2 March 2012

PASTA AS SEXY AS HUNDRED NAKED BITCHES

GOD FUCKING DAMN.

GODDAMN SEXY HEADPHONES



Look at these sexy ass headphones.
They so loud they will blow your shittyfaced brains out.
You could bust a goddamn nut over these. UNNGH
This bitch got noise motherfucking canceling homie.
You would have to sell your mother to get these.
Bitches will give a be sitting all over your junk just to try them.

BITCHES LOVE HEADPHONES